Have you seen them? They look like this.
The cheeky little bastards got away from me somehow. Where do underpants go? It could be the underpants gnomes, you know how they are, stealing your panties, stock-piling them in their underground lair, doing God-knows-what with them.
Whoever has them, please bring them back, I will pay handsomely for their return. Provided they are unharmed and in the same condition you found them. If you’ve worn them, just keep ‘em. Ick.
Bob Wayne Said:
on June 7, 2010 at 9:56 pm
I suggest looking for those dangling from the rear view mirror of a ’70 Chevelle or in the rafters of the Minnesota Music Cafe. Panties like those are usually only removed by someone with their teeth.
dawnpatika Said:
on June 8, 2010 at 2:41 am
Bob, I’d remember an incident involving my underpants and someones teeth. Probably.
Cindy Said:
on June 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
You sure you’re not wearing them? They are pretty weency…. LOL
dawnpatika Said:
on June 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Bwahahaha, I never thought of that. I’ll look!